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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers:

Thu Sep 10, 2009, 5:24 PM
  • Listening to: Liam Howlett being fucking SEXY on his W-30
  • Reading: Vladimir Nabokov
l. No time, no time, no time.

ll. Ex boyfriends make me want to strangle myself with my own innards. If said idea does not work, I'm running up to the next lion I see and making him eat me.

lll. Who knew pigeons could be so explosive? Fine, more rice for me.

lV. Tick tock, tick tock, this insatiable lust for success at everything I do is beginning to stretch my soul (or what's left of it) thin. It is now the consistency of porridge.
a. So is my brain
b. So is my sanity
c. So is my purpose in life

V. Taking into account that I'm running out of time to lead a stable and normal life, I drink and continue feeding pigeons rice (Is this normal?).

Vl. HAHA! Oh man, that Keanu Reeves.

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O.o You're in dire need of some middle fingers...I could possibly loan you mine if you'd like. Things will perk up. <3

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"You're only a rebel from the waist downwards."
-Winston, 1984 by George Orwell

"Im a teen distortion
Survived abortion
A rebel from the waist down"
- Disposable Teens, Mailyn Manson
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:glomp:

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No gods or kings, only man. - Andrew Ryan
:iconpsychoticbb:
:iconcuteglompplz: <3 Feel better. :iconbigheartplz::iconchocolatesplz:

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"You're only a rebel from the waist downwards."
-Winston, 1984 by George Orwell

"Im a teen distortion
Survived abortion
A rebel from the waist down"
- Disposable Teens, Mailyn Manson
:iconcapnrena:
YAARRR! CHOCOLATE?!1/!/1one!/!! I need it.

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No gods or kings, only man. - Andrew Ryan
:iconpsychoticbb:
Then eats it. :iconyummyplz:

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"You're only a rebel from the waist downwards."
-Winston, 1984 by George Orwell

"Im a teen distortion
Survived abortion
A rebel from the waist down"
- Disposable Teens, Mailyn Manson
:iconbudtron:
ex..
nothing more in the world more annoying..
i feel ya my 'merican friend

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ART IS RESISTANCE
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Let us punch them in their faces.

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No gods or kings, only man. - Andrew Ryan
:iconadmiraldavey:
"If you won't look at me, I won't look at you?"
:iconcapnrena:
UMMM... I dunno.

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No gods or kings, only man. - Andrew Ryan

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